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“I’m comfortable with my body. It’s funny, actually, I’ve just been having a discussion with the guy who’s directing my new project It might have a bit of nudity and he said: ‘Just to let you know, if you’re getting naked, no landscaping of any kind. This is the 1940s and you’re playing a Jew.’ I was like, ‘Pretty much there anyway, mate! Not a huge amount of maintenance going on.’ I mean, there’s a little bit, obviously, for courtesy. This is way too much information, but I don’t like girls with nothing down there either. It freaks me out. You have to have something, otherwise it’s fucking creepy.”

“I’m comfortable with my body. It’s funny, actually, I’ve just been having a discussion with the guy who’s directing my new project It might have a bit of nudity and he said: ‘Just to let you know, if you’re getting naked, no landscaping of any kind. This is the 1940s and you’re playing a Jew.’ I was like, ‘Pretty much there anyway, mate! Not a huge amount of maintenance going on.’ I mean, there’s a little bit, obviously, for courtesy. This is way too much information, but I don’t like girls with nothing down there either. It freaks me out. You have to have something, otherwise it’s fucking creepy.”


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Oh god I thought it was just me!

Oh god I thought it was just me!

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tizzithefantazmic:

Fucking Robin♥

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18
Asked by b-o-m-b-a-y-s

Impossible… 

How about I just name the first 10 favourites that come to mind?

In no particular order, incomplete and not really top ten movies:

Eraserhead

A Clockwork Orange

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

Beetlejuice

The Toxic Avenger

The Fellowship of the Ring

The Empire Strikes Back - pre digital fuckery

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

DiG

Ghostbusters

A nightmare on Elm Street.

…and now the guilt begins as one hundred other films remind me that they exist and demand respect…

cynicalskin:

This reminds me of my boyfriend. 

I don’t know why this made me laugh so.

cynicalskin:

This reminds me of my boyfriend. 

I don’t know why this made me laugh so.

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thedailywhat:

The Bitter Taste Of One’s Own Medicine of the Day: The Tennessee state senator who sponsored the controversial “Don’t Say Gay” bill — which aims to prohibit teachers from discussing homosexuality in the classroom — was refused service at a Knoxville restaurant because of his anti-gay views.
“I hope that [Stacey] Campfield now knows what it feels like to be unfairly [discriminated] against,” The Bistro at the Bijou wrote on their Facebook page.
Reached for comment, Sen. Campfield, who just days ago defended his assertion that it is “virtually impossible” to contract AIDS “through heterosexual sex,” confirmed he was kicked out, saying “I went in there and the lady started calling me names and wouldn’t serve me.”
According to Campfield, the hostess called him a homophobe and accused him of hating homosexuals. “In my business I do rental properties and I’ve rented to homosexuals, mixed-race couples, black couples,” countered Campfield.
He believes the restaurant treated him unfairly. “If you don’t think the way certain people think, then they think you don’t have a right to be served,” he told Buzzfeed.
People denying other people rights simply because they have a different worldview? I agree, Senator. That’s unacceptable.
[buzzfeed / facebook / photo: ap via comapp.]

thedailywhat:

The Bitter Taste Of One’s Own Medicine of the Day: The Tennessee state senator who sponsored the controversial “Don’t Say Gay” bill — which aims to prohibit teachers from discussing homosexuality in the classroom — was refused service at a Knoxville restaurant because of his anti-gay views.

“I hope that [Stacey] Campfield now knows what it feels like to be unfairly [discriminated] against,” The Bistro at the Bijou wrote on their Facebook page.

Reached for comment, Sen. Campfield, who just days ago defended his assertion that it is “virtually impossible” to contract AIDS “through heterosexual sex,” confirmed he was kicked out, saying “I went in there and the lady started calling me names and wouldn’t serve me.”

According to Campfield, the hostess called him a homophobe and accused him of hating homosexuals. “In my business I do rental properties and I’ve rented to homosexuals, mixed-race couples, black couples,” countered Campfield.

He believes the restaurant treated him unfairly. “If you don’t think the way certain people think, then they think you don’t have a right to be served,” he told Buzzfeed.

People denying other people rights simply because they have a different worldview? I agree, Senator. That’s unacceptable.

[buzzfeed / facebook / photo: ap via comapp.]

thedailywhat:

This Is All Kinds Of Wrong of the Day: Upon arrival in Los Angeles, a pair of British buddies were interrogated for hours, placed in separate holding cells for 12 hours, and ultimately sent back to the UK.
Their offense? Jokingly tweeting that they were coming to “destroy America” and “dig up Marilyn Monroe.”
Leigh Van Bryan, 26, and Emily Bunting, 24, say they were locked up with drug dealers and “treated like terrorists” all over a tweet Van Bryan sent to his friends prior to Hollywood trip with Bunting, in which he informed them that he was on his way to “destroy America.”
Van Bryan and Bunting tried desperately to explain to airport officials that “destroy” was slang for “partying,” but to no avail.
“The Homeland Security agents were treating me like some kind of terrorist,” Van Bryan, a bar manager from Coventry, told The Sun. ” I kept saying they had got the wrong meaning from my tweet but they just told me ‘You’ve really f***ed up with that tweet, boy’.”
He was also asked to explain a tweet about “diggin’ Marilyn Monroe up,” which he said was a reference to a Family Guy episode.
The two were eventually put on a flight back home. “We just wanted to have a good time on holiday,” Bunting said. “That was all Leigh meant in his tweets.”
A request for comment from the Department of Homeland Security was not returned.
[thesun / dailymail.]

thedailywhat:

This Is All Kinds Of Wrong of the Day: Upon arrival in Los Angeles, a pair of British buddies were interrogated for hours, placed in separate holding cells for 12 hours, and ultimately sent back to the UK.

Their offense? Jokingly tweeting that they were coming to “destroy America” and “dig up Marilyn Monroe.”

Leigh Van Bryan, 26, and Emily Bunting, 24, say they were locked up with drug dealers and “treated like terrorists” all over a tweet Van Bryan sent to his friends prior to Hollywood trip with Bunting, in which he informed them that he was on his way to “destroy America.”

Van Bryan and Bunting tried desperately to explain to airport officials that “destroy” was slang for “partying,” but to no avail.

“The Homeland Security agents were treating me like some kind of terrorist,” Van Bryan, a bar manager from Coventry, told The Sun. ” I kept saying they had got the wrong meaning from my tweet but they just told me ‘You’ve really f***ed up with that tweet, boy’.”

He was also asked to explain a tweet about “diggin’ Marilyn Monroe up,” which he said was a reference to a Family Guy episode.

The two were eventually put on a flight back home. “We just wanted to have a good time on holiday,” Bunting said. “That was all Leigh meant in his tweets.”

A request for comment from the Department of Homeland Security was not returned.

[thesun / dailymail.]

9gag:

We know he’s gay, BUT…

Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Comedy Series

WINNER “Modern Family” 

1, 8, 13, 15, 17
Asked by Anonymous

Anon? Really? SHOW YOURSELF!

It’s not like you asked anything uber-personal…

1: I was born in Newcastle, NSW and, apart from a six month stint in Sydney when I was 9, I’ve always lived in Newcastle. If I had an unlimited disposable income I’d probably live in Melbourne.

8: my biggest insecurity…. jaysus…. there’s a few of those buggers….

I constantly feel like I’m about to be exposed as a fraud. As if everything I’ve done, every accolade I’ve received and everything I’ve accomplished has been dumb luck and at any moment the whole house of cards will come tumbling down and people will realise that I’m really nothing and never have been and I’ve been faking it all this time…

13: I miss my sister, Jenny. She killed herself about 7 years ago. I miss her every day. 

15: I can make a mountain out of a molehill in 0.5 seconds. I also use clichés really well. 

Also, it often surprises people when they find out I can sing. 

Ten random facts:

1: I chew my tongue when I’m concentrating.

2: I have double arches on my feet. No Army conscription for me.

3: I arrange my books alphabetically.

4: I mustn’t be a gentleman because I don’t prefer blondes.

5: My favourite director is David Lynch

6: If I was in a band they would be called ‘The Square Pegs’.

7: I’ve never had a nickname.

8: If I was a girl I would have been named ‘Nova’.

9: If I could only listed to one album for the rest of my life it would be ‘Prayers on Fire’ by The Birthday Party.

10: I’ve given Weird Al Yankovic a hug and been threatened by Billy Idol. 

b-o-m-b-a-y-s:

I reblog too many of these but do it

b-o-m-b-a-y-s:

I reblog too many of these but do it

You can always tell when someone on Tumblr is horny because of all the porn they reblog.

Wandering around with a pink umbrella in case it rains after I pick Raina up. Thug life.

Wandering around with a pink umbrella in case it rains after I pick Raina up. Thug life.